You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
Pausing in the middle of a fic because you can literally feel the waves of second hand embarrassment when your OTP does something stupid
do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies
*marries u but only as a friend*